Together At Last

Soft Features

There’s those sheets I’ll never see

It’s a little more than skin that rubbed off on me

We’d better take a picture

While we’re still young, with soft features

Have you learned from our mistakes?

From shy lips you knew you wouldn’t

You played fair and were cheated again

You had the better hand

To hold, To know

To grow, oh no

To ask, oh no

There’s those sheets I’ll never see

It’s a little more than skin that rubbed off on me

Fair is fare and you are you

I’m the distance between the two

I can’t see straight, without these frames 

What I see are, shadows and shapes

That twist and turn, under the shade

Of your banner good play

And your lines that remain

There’s alot more than sheets I’ll never see

It’s a little more than skin that rubbed off on me

Fair or Fare, you never knew 

you bet bedding and it's lost on you

(watch Mr. Jones on the piano at 2:30ish.)

This One (short version)

This one was about you and me

until this one really got underneath

There’s those sheets I’ll never see

It’s a little more than skin that rubbed off on me

We’d better take a picture

While we’re still young, with soft features

Will it make a difference

If I load the question?

There’s alot more than sheets I’ll never see

It’s a little more than skin that rubbed off on me

This one was about you and me

Until this one got underneath

Thankyou all of you and here's a joke

I got a little cap'n in me last night

and i don't think he wore a condom

thankyou thankyou, also incase some of you wanted an update on romance

i really like this girl i just met

but i think she does a lot of meth

thankyou thankyou, have a good day.

To My Neighbors

hey everyone in the neighborhood

i just wanted to address the situation of your cats.
YES, we have been collecting cats in our house for weeks.
i know all of you keep putting up signs and asking us about it
Everytime we tell you the truth.
but all of you seem to think we have been kidding.
we have all of your cats. and we put party hats on them.
they are so fucking cute.

also, just an update for everyone who is interested:

my new band "banana's for hire" will be playing the corner of 3rd and lavaca daily between 12:00 and 12:09

i grew another foot in the past 3 weeks

i just learned that this button "~" existed
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alas, tiny sideways "s"'s have no place in conversation.


medical marijuana is the same thing as illegal marijuana.

i give sermons at my church during the wednesday graveyard shift.

i'm 1/2 cartoon but i'm only mostly joking about that.

i constantly feel, act and look pretty.

i've had 3 guest over to my house so far and 2 of them are my room mates.
the third was my house-call dentist.

and i'm goodbye

Stop Motion Remembrance pt. 1

This is Inflections. I made it a few years ago for SXSW 2008 and won a special jury award.

Grant Jones does the piano. 

TAKK

Second Nature

Matt Shorts: Song Edition 2

Second Nature

oh i know i shouldn't have

but i'm picking flowers

i'm pulling pedals

oh i know i shouldn't have

but you're window waiting

you're my inclination

on tip toes, you slow to a grow

you're sneakin outside and his belly is risin

pops snorin sweetly, how fare will you be?

oh i know i shouldn't have

but we're roman children

aren't we second nature

oh i know i should not have

but it's pure compulsion

we simply can't help

oh i know

it's love that is madly

not you or me darlin

our instincts are wild

not you or me darlin

so without thinking

it's you and me darlin

come show me who'd be

it's human or animal

but i know you're an animal

stuffed with plush, covered in cotton

with fierce teeth for meat from me





THANKYOU I appreciate you.

Backtracking

Howdy Haughty

this is yours. 

www.myspace.com/selfhandicapped

This is where the old videos are waiting to be laid to rest. 

http://www.mediafire.com/?t9f6qrciiqa94

this is where old songs are holding their breath.

Official Second Post Complete

Big Cat

First post! so i made a new song. i'm sorry i'm chewing gum. I only do one takes though

Matt shorts: song edition.

BIG CAT
You're in the animal cage tonight
and he's gripping his stool and whip tight
he strikes you for show, it's an animal act

he placed his arm in your teeth
and you're trained not to bite, but we'll see
you bite him for show, it's an animal act

a dog with fresh bones and he's gnawing on yours

an urban circus rolled in tonight
and it opened her black eye real wide
i was late to the show
found a seat in the back

a dog digging up holes and I'm looking for yours

i wanted that black eye from you
and instead you hummed an excuse
i've heard it before
and they didn't come back




Thank you for your times!