To My Neighbors

hey everyone in the neighborhood

i just wanted to address the situation of your cats.
YES, we have been collecting cats in our house for weeks.
i know all of you keep putting up signs and asking us about it
Everytime we tell you the truth.
but all of you seem to think we have been kidding.
we have all of your cats. and we put party hats on them.
they are so fucking cute.

also, just an update for everyone who is interested:

my new band "banana's for hire" will be playing the corner of 3rd and lavaca daily between 12:00 and 12:09

i grew another foot in the past 3 weeks

i just learned that this button "~" existed
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alas, tiny sideways "s"'s have no place in conversation.


medical marijuana is the same thing as illegal marijuana.

i give sermons at my church during the wednesday graveyard shift.

i'm 1/2 cartoon but i'm only mostly joking about that.

i constantly feel, act and look pretty.

i've had 3 guest over to my house so far and 2 of them are my room mates.
the third was my house-call dentist.

and i'm goodbye